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i learned today that if you say “mister bigs” into siri really quickly it will interpret it as “masturbates”. i learned this from a friend who i would not have expected this from. today was an interesting day
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
(Source: rivercourts)
“You’re assignment is too write a short fictional story”
“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”
Because Ed Sheeran: so every time ive seen ed live (3 times) ive tried to get a full…
so every time ive seen ed live (3 times) ive tried to get a full version of ynmidny on video but every time i try, either my battery runs out or my card becomes…
yay! thank you!
so every time ive seen ed live (3 times) ive tried to get a full version of ynmidny on video but every time i try, either my battery runs out or my card becomes full like half way through it. but today, i was in the car and my mom just nonchalantly says “so i was in the library today and i was…
can you upload it so that we can have it? pretty please?
Oh no, $wag broke up. That was short lived :(
